Game of Thrones!!!!

book1book2The countdown is on for the Game of Thrones season premiere this March the 31st!! And I know I couldn’t be more excited!! That Sunday will be a glorious day! Since the season finale of The Walking Dead will be on at the same time!! Thank goodness I have Easter Monday off because it is going to be a long night.

It’s been said that the third season is going to be the first half of A Storm of Sword (Book #3), so we’ll be waiting another year for the fourth season to conclude the entire third book. The suspense is going to kill me!!

book3Some of you might be thinking, “Why don’t you just read the books?” Well, I thought about it at first, when the show originally aired. But I was book4confused enough by all the characters in the show. I didn’t know how I would tell them apart without remembering their faces. I guess I could have kept the Game of Thrones family tree printout next to me as I read. But I also enjoy having my best friend come over on

Sundays and share in the experience of watching it together and discussing the episode once it’s over. If I read the books now, it would spoil what it to come.

book5But I might have to obtain the Game of Thrones Cookbook, so I can have an authentic medieval feast in celebration of the premiere.

cookbookYes, there is a cookbook! And it looks awesome!

To all of you G.O.T. fans – Winter is almost here!! 

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Bossypants – Tina Fey

In keeping with the feminine comedic non-fiction kick I have been on, I thought I would review Tina Fey’s Bossypants.

If you love 30 Rock, you will love Bossypants. It’s the story of Tina Fey and how she came to be the woman she is today. (Yes, I know. How cliché)

TinafeyAt the beginning of the story Tina embarks on the tale about how she received the scar on her left cheek. But she never truly reveals the whole story. I would even say she gives you half of the story. She says she’s sick of telling it and then it would lose all its mystery. I was sort of intrigued to find out what had happened myself, but I respect Tina’s privacy.

What can you really say about an autobiography? It’s funny. It’s the story of Tina Fey and her interesting chronicle of becoming one of the funniest women writers in the business. It’s not a hard sell. If you love Tina Fey. Even if you only like Tina Fey, you will definitely enjoy this book.

Her accounts of her nerdy existence are hilarious and heartwarming, while you still feel a little sad for high school Tina, with all the humiliation.

So what are you waiting for? Go read it! And Enjoy!

 

Synopsis

 

Before Liz Lemon, before “Weekend Update,” before “Sarah Palin,” Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.

She has seen both these dreams come true.

At last, Tina Fey’s story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately half-hearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon — from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence.

Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we’ve all suspected: you’re no one until someone calls you bossy.

(Includes Special, Never-Before-Solicited Opinions on Breastfeeding, Princesses, Photoshop, the Electoral Process, and Italian Rum Cake!)

 

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Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops – Jen Campbell

tbm_bookshop-cover-front-v1If you like to chuckle at the absurdity and imbecility of other human beings, this book will leave you howling. But there are some stories that will leave you scratching your head, wondering to yourself how someone could be so daft, but either way you will thoroughly enjoy this book, Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops.

“A John Cleese Twitter question ['What is your pet peeve?'], first sparked the “Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops” blog, which grew over three years into one bookseller’s collection of ridiculous conversations on the shop floor.” Comparable to The Book of Awesome, but the majority of stories happened to her.

The only disappointing part of my reading experience was that it was over too quickly. I read the whole book in 45 minutes (my entire train ride home). I laughed out loud and didn’t care. By now the other commuters should be used to my roaring laughter, because I have been on a comedy kick for a couple of months now—Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? And currently, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened to name a couple.

moreBut don’t fret! Jen announced on her blog that there is a sequel in the works!! More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops is said to be hitting bookstores April 2013!! And I can’t wait!!

If you are not persuaded by now, then the only other way to get you to believe how funny this book actually is, is to give you a quick glimpse into what you are in for:

‘Can books conduct electricity?’

‘My children are just climbing your bookshelves: that’s ok… isn’t it?’

There are tons more!

From ‘Did Beatrix Potter ever write a book about dinosaurs?’ to the hunt for a paperback which could forecast the next year’s weather; and from ‘I’ve forgotten my glasses, please read me the first chapter’ to ‘Excuse me… is this book edible?’

And this isn’t even the tip of the iceberg. I didn’t want to spoil too much so the best is yet to come! So enjoy and laugh a little!

(Source: Book jacket)

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Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) – Mindy Kaling

One of my new year’s resolutions was to write more blog posts. But as you can probably tell that has not come to fruition. I wrote the post on The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks in January and just got around to posting it recently. It’s not that I haven’t been reading. I am flying through some great titles. It’s just that I haven’t had time to get the reviews completed in timely manner.

10335308There has been a lot going on in the past couple months. In November I got a new job in the publishing industry and I also found out that my husband and I will be having a baby (I’m due July 19th)!! So it has been a couple of months of craziness. Between the stresses of a new job and the morning sickness, time has been fleeting. But to keep my spirits up I have been reading a lot of fantastic humour in the past couple weeks. One in particular is Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) By Mindy Kaling.

This book is just hilarious! If you’ve seen Mindy as Kelly Kapoor in The Office or as Mindy Lahiri in her new show The Mindy Project then you know what a comical character she plays in these roles and seeing as Mindy Kaling is just such an absolutely talented human being you would know that she was a writer for both shows, so this books will not disappoint. Not that Mindy is like the characters she plays on TV, but she will definitely makes you laugh just as hard.

Synopsis:

“Mindy Kaling has lived many lives: the obedient child of immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afraid of her own bike, a Ben Affleck–impersonating Off-Broadway performer and playwright, and, finally, a comedy writer and actress prone to starting fights with her friends and coworkers with the sentence “Can I just say one last thing about this, and then I swear I’ll shut up about it?”

MindyKaling_backad1Perhaps you want to know what Mindy thinks makes a great best friend (someone who will fill your prescription in the middle of the night), or what makes a great guy (one who is aware of all elderly people in any room at any time and acts accordingly), or what is the perfect amount of fame (so famous you can never get convicted of murder in a court of law), or how to maintain a trim figure (you will not find that information in these pages). If so, you’ve come to the right book, mostly!

In Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, Mindy invites readers on a tour of her life and her unscientific observations on romance, friendship, and Hollywood, with several conveniently placed stopping points for you to run errands and make phone calls. Mindy Kaling really is just a Girl Next Door—not so much literally anywhere in the continental United States, but definitely if you live in India or Sri Lanka.”

(Source: Jacket Copy)

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The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks – Rebecca Skloot

When I first picked up The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, I expected it to be a fictional tale along the lines of The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry (which would have been fine because I LOVED that book!). But my misconception was brought to my attention very early on. In the first couple pages the introduction discusses how this is in fact a true story based on Henrietta Lacks, her family and how an unfortunate incident benefited the medical world so greatly.

Henrietta Lacks was an unknown name in the medical community, even though her cells were a part of some of the greatest discoveries in medical history. If you asked anyone in the medical field, they would be able to tell you how miraculous and HeLa cells where in their industry. But they were unaware of where these cells came from, and Henrietta’s family made it their mission to let the world know it was their mother/wife/sister that were behind those cells.

When Henrietta Lacks was diagnosed with cancer, she was unaware of what that meant. Henrietta was a proud black woman, but in 1940’s black people were still being treated as second class citizens. Without Henrietta’s knowledge, her cancerous cells were removed from her body and studied at great lengths.

Henrietta’s cells were the first cells ever recorded to survive after being removed from their host and would continue to grow. This changed the face of medical research and modern medicine.

With the use of HeLa cells, the polio vaccine was created. “Demand for the HeLa cells quickly grew. Since they were put into mass production, Henrietta’s cells have been mailed to scientists around the globe for research into cancer, AIDS, the effects of radiation and toxic substances, gene mapping, and countless other scientific pursuits. HeLa cells have been used to test human sensitivity to tape, glue, cosmetics, and many other products. Scientists have grown some 20 tons of her cells, and there are almost 11,000 patents involving HeLa cells.”

henriettaThis story is pieced together by Henrietta’s family, with the assistance of scientific writer Rebecca Skloot. She writes about Henrietta’s past and how her family has spent countless years searching for answers behind their mother’s death and what happened to her. A family that couldn’t afford to see a doctor themselves are fighting to find out what happened to their mother from doctor’s who were getting rich of their mother’s cells.

Rebecca Skloot’s difficult attempt at helping this family and telling their story is courageous and honourable, especially when the family didn’t make it too easy for her. But it is understandable when you discover what the family has gone through over the years.

This story is moving, horrifying and eye-opening. Even though what happened to Henrietta was inexcusable, because of that doctor illegally taking her cells, countless people would have died without them.

I thoroughly enjoyed this book and I am sure you will to!

(Source: Wikipedia)

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The Walking Dead Season 3 Premiere!!

If you are unaware tonight is the season 3 premiere of THE WALKING DEAD!! 

I am so excited!! I’ve been watching episodes here and there on AMC all weekend. They’ve been running the first 2 seasons non-stop for the past 48 hours. I plan on watching the season 2 finale right before the premiere, for a little refresher.

Update - I forgot about how many people died in the season 2 finale! I forgot about the black woman who saved Andrea. She is pretty badass. The walkers she has leashes behind her as “pets” us pretty messed up. I guess they are early warning detectors, to warn of an intrusion. I saw the season 3 trailer but I don’t want to give anything away, but this season is going to be Cra…wait for it..zy! 

The only downside of The Walking Dead starting back up for another season, is that I am terrified of zombies (Yes, I know it is a weird thing to be scared of.. lol). I have nightmares
once the show begins and they continue until the finale. I guess it’s so fresh in my mind that is seeps into my subconscious and I cannot escape from it. 

Out of all of the scary monsters and creatures, how could zombies not be on the top of your list? If zombies were real, it would spread so rapidly that there would be no hope for the human race. The chaos. The death. Dismemberment. Just the thought of it sends chills down my spine. But on the other hand I know that there is no immanent danger of a zombie apocalypse any time soon, and if there was, I am prepared!

It doesn’t help that I have found documentation about a type of “zombie” disease in Africa:

BBC NEWS (Health) – The disease that makes people zombies

But overall, I am excited!! And I am glad that I watch this show with my best friend and my husband, so I have people to hide behind when I get too scared. hehehe.

So set your alarms, your PVRs, whatever you need. But don’t miss it!! And most importantly…

ENJOY!!

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One Good Hustle – Billie Livingston

This book reminded me of the show The Riches, with Minnie Driver and Eddie Izzard. I loved that show. I have no idea why it was cancelled. But anyway… It reminded me of this show because both of these families are scavengers. Not wanting to adapt to society and live like normal people, by working a legitimate job to earn a buck. 

They thrive off the weak and gullible. “Hustling” them to make some money so they can just turn around and spend it on booze. The sad part about this book, is hearing the stories of their 16-year-old daughter–Sammie Bell–who has moved into her friend’s place after her father took off and her mother’s alcoholism has reached a new low, by turning dangerous tricks that gets them into trouble. 

Sammie tells tales of her childhood, and how she remember pulling jobs with her parents at such a young age, and you can see by her interaction with people in the present how this has affected her. How she relates to others trying to show her affection and express their love. These emotions confuse her and she runs away from anyone trying to help.

I got pulled away from the main story and got wrapped up in the love story between her and her friend Drew. But that was a mistake because I was left wanting closure, from a story that will never come. But that is my own fault for getting caught up in Hollywood romanticism that was clearly not the overall conclusion but a mere blimp in the story line.

Overall, it was a great read and I would recommend it to all! It was definitely a gripping tale!

ENJOY!!

Summary

The child of 2 con artists, 16-year-old Sammie Bell always prided herself on knowing the score. But now she finds herself backed into a corner. After a hustle gone dangerously wrong, her mother, Marlene, is sliding into an abyss of alcoholic depression, spending her days fantasizing aloud about death–a goal Sammie is tempted to help her accomplish. Horrified by the appeal of this, Sammie packs a bag and leaves her mother to her own devices.

With her father missing in action, she has nowhere else to go but the home of a friend with 2 parents who seem to actually love their daughter and each other–and who awkwardly try to extend some semblance of family to Sammie. Throughout a long summer of crisis among the normals, Sammie is torn between her longing for the approval of the con-man father she was named for and her desire for the “weird, spearmint-fresh feeling” of life in the straight world. Sammie wants to be normal but fears that where she comes from makes that beyond the realm of possibility.
 
One Good Hustle chronicles 2 months in Sammie Bell’s struggle with her dread that she is somehow doomed genetically to be just another hustler.

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The Devil’s Cinema : The Untold Story Behind Mark Twitchell’s Kill Room – Steve Lillebuen

If you like the show Dexter or you like true crime then this books is for you!!

This account of Mark Twitchell is based in Edmonton, Alberta and is a story of a man who discovered his dark side when he began watching the HBO acclaimed show Dexter. You can’t say that Dexter was the root cause for anything that Mark Twitchell did. He was messed up before he even heard of the show. He doesn’t even really mimic him–as in killing only bad people, a vigilante of sorts–he is more fascinated with Dexter and his “dark passenger” (the voice inside him that forces him to do evil). But Twitchell takes his obsession for a TV show to a whole new level.

I have read true crime before, and some of them come off very dry and overly factual. I get that is the structure some people based their books on. But this one has more of a fiction feel to it. It has you second guessing if Mark Twitchell really even killed anyone. He is very intelligent and convincing. It isn’t until the last chapter where you really see the TRUE Mark Twitchell, which is revealed when you read a passage taken from his private journal. You discover how sick and twisted he really is.

I like how the chapters jump from different points of view. You get to see inside the heads of the men working this case, and you see the whole story come together through the perspective of each detective.

It was a great read and I recommend it to all!!!

ENJOY!!

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The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry – Rachel Joyce

Oh my goodness!! I am usually not a fan of anything that makes me cry, but I will make this an exception. I will not tell you if they were tears of joy or tears of sadness. But for the last 20 pages I had a Kleenex in my hand.

I loved this book. It was such an emotional, thought-provoking story.

I thought that the jacket was  sort of a spoiler in a sense. It mentions that Harold Fry walks 627 miles in 87 days. I guess we aren’t supposed to be wondering if he makes it or not. But it’s not the journey but the life-changing experience he has on the adventure.

This book really made me self-reflective; pondering things in my life that Harold was wondering as well. How quickly time passes and decisions in our lives we aren’t proud of–realizing that no matter how old we are it is never too late. I know it sounds very cliché, but the realization of these moments seem more profound when Harold is saying them. hehehe.

Other than Harold’s mantra “just put one foot in front of the other”, that was the only thing that sort of rubbed me the wrong way. Excessive repetition is a pet peeve of mine. But other than that The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry is definitely worth the read! It was lovely!

ENJOY!!

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A Year in Provence – Peter Mayle

This post is going to be short and sweet, because I was not a huge fan of this novel.

It is a tale of a married couple who moved from the United States looking for a beautiful farmhouse in Provence, France. They find the house of their dreams and the entire book is a month-by-month account of their daily lives. They spend most of their time renovation their new home, talking to the country folk and complaining about how long the renovations are taking to complete.

What you will learn if you decide to take on the task of reading this novel for yourself:

1. With enough money you can relocate to Provence and buy a 200-year-old farmhouse with mossy swimming pool, problematic pipes, and a wine cave backing up to the Luberon mountains. Wait, it gets worse!

2. Once you do this everyone that has even vaguely heard your name and Provence together in the same sentence will attempt to visit whilst you are having a hell of a time fixing the charming antiquated house and bicycling into town. Hard times.

3. Tragedy strikes! Everything in Provence moves at a slower pace–including uninvited house guest departures and the guys you hired to remodel your soon to be awesome Provencal place. You are to be pitied, poor thing, having been forced to survive on mostly fresh breads, herb cheeses, and the occasional sausage.

4. It can be rough rumbling around in an old car looking for great places to eat. It is a daunting task you face after finding them, having to stuff your face with delicacies drizzled with truffle sauce.

5. The somewhat backwards, rough, but ultimately charming locals are worth talking to–you never know if they’ll tell you about how to choose a pig for hunting truffles or inform you that they’ve booby-trapped the area from foreign campers. How quaint, the poor dears!

6. Truly, life in Provence can prove to be much tougher than it seems. But give it a year or so before you decide to go home–at the very least, wait until you have managed to have your grapes harvested by the guy that works your vines–you’ve got to have your own wine to drink with your breads and cheeses to give you the strength to go on.

Don’t let the view fool you.. Even though it is breathtaking!

I thought this book would give me the want to travel to Provence, like Eat, Pray, Love made me want to go to Naples, Bali and India. But by the end, I didn’t want to go anywhere near this place, and maybe that is what the author was subconsciously trying to do. Because throughout the entire story, the characters were told how much they locales hate tourists, and by the end they comes to despise them as well.

For the first time in all my posts, this one I am not going to recommend. :(

(Source : Jen)

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